Too true. | Jenna Marbles, “How Diets Work”

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“Mom, where’s the hairspray?” I call out as I leave my and Sierra’s new bedroom.

I pick my way through the stacks of cardboard moving boxes in the narrow hallway to make my way to my parents’ new master bedroom. Folded towels and freshly washed blue jeans are stacked on top of their queen-sized bed; plastic bins full of extension cords and spare toothbrushes are pushed against the wall.

The mess and the gold trimmings around her new closet doors are uncharacteristic of my mother. I pinpoint the glistening black bottle of hairspray, shake the bottle, and lightly mist my sleeked-back ponytail. I can see the look in my mother’s eyes as I stand beside here at her bathroom counter: moves are exhausting, and the post-move mess is always overwhelming; she wants — no, needs — this mess to be put away now.

“It must be weird for you, huh?” she asks me as I run my palm over my misted hair.

It should be weird, I think to myself. Sierra and I left for school two weeks ago from a house that is not this one; this is the first time that I’ve seen the house on Waterview Terrace. I’m never going to step foot into the house on Jade Way again.

I look at my nails. “No, it’s not weird,” I tell my mom, truthfully.

I look at my mom. “It’s weird that I don’t feel like I’ve never seen this place before.” I look at the frosted shower door, the speckled bathroom countertop, the white tiled floor. “I feel like I’ve lived here for a while already.”

My mom heads out of her bathroom. “That’s called a home.”

theangrytherapist:

DAILY INTENTION
We all struggle with who we truly are and how we want the world to see us.  This contant pressure we put on ourselves to save the world, a friendship, marriage, career, our image, prevents us from being our authentic selves.  On the outside, our cape may look flashy but on the inside it chokes us.  It’s time to take off the suit and show the world who you really are because real heros don’t believe they are superheros.  They believe they are people.
Today I will be more human and less super human.  
- Angry

theangrytherapist:

DAILY INTENTION

We all struggle with who we truly are and how we want the world to see us.  This contant pressure we put on ourselves to save the world, a friendship, marriage, career, our image, prevents us from being our authentic selves.  On the outside, our cape may look flashy but on the inside it chokes us.  It’s time to take off the suit and show the world who you really are because real heros don’t believe they are superheros.  They believe they are people.

Today I will be more human and less super human.  

- Angry

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Sometimes, that’s just the way it is…

Sometimes, that’s just the way it is…

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An oldie but a goodie.I ♥ J.Law.

An oldie but a goodie.
I ♥ J.Law.

Late-night work time: A haiku.

The clock ticks closer
To midnight, and I settle
Down to work… Oh boy…

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I updated my headline on LinkedIn.
I feel like such a badass.

I updated my headline on LinkedIn.

I feel like such a badass.

My back hurts.

vogue:

Model Joan Smalls Photographed by Patrick Demarchelier for the June Issue of Vogue

vogue:

Model Joan Smalls Photographed by Patrick Demarchelier for the June Issue of Vogue

Chopper lounging out in the backyard… Why, oh why, can’t I do that too?!

Chopper lounging out in the backyard… Why, oh why, can’t I do that too?!